Cringey meet trashy. Trashy meet cringey.
1. Well, yes, but not with or around you.
2. I think we might have found the reason it was itchy to begin with.
3. If you’re all out of sugar and ants, just ask this lady for a hand.
4. Burn. Like, literally burn whatever STD you’ve got.
5. That’s the textbook definition of ‘coming on strong.’
6. That’s a left swipe for me.
7. At least she paid it forward.
8. Oh no. Not good.
9. It’s the one thing our crotches were previously lacking: gems.
10. Points for honesty.
11. Word has it he’s got amazing ball handling skills.
12. Something tells me they’re being sarcastic.
13. This is just wrong on so many levels.