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14 “Deep Thoughts” That Are Dumber Than a Bowl of Carrots

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The only thing these people should be philosophizing is whether they should stop word-vomiting everything that comes to their head on Twitter. 

But hey, what do we know, we’re just sheep who don’t even see that real eyes realize real lies.

1. Schrödinger’s cat killed itself.

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2. We have become The Internet.

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3. Delete your personality.

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4. That psychologist’s name was Albert Einstein.

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5. Infallible logic. 


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6. I’m a NICE guy. 

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7. You also have to be the lonliest.

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8. I prefer the one that looks like that guy from Nightmare on Elm Street.

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9. Dammit, this is why I cheat on you, Topher.

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11. Don’t trust anyone, not even YOURSELF!!


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12. Dying is too easy if you ask me.

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13. Same.

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14. All lies should be illegal except for telling me how smart I am.  


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