Hope you brought an extra pair of underwear ’cause your shits about to get spooked!
Unless your name is Freddy Krueger, then get the fuck outta here saying this stuff didn’t scare you. We can see you shaking from here.
If your name IS Freddy Krueger, then we’re very sorry please don’t do a murder on us while we sleep, that sweater you wear is super flattering on you.
1. We like to call this one “The Devil’s Crotch”.
2. Come to Dipsy…
3. Humpty Dumpty, please take a great fall.
4. Five Nights at Chuck-E-Cheese.
5. Satan’s sonogram.
6. He just wants a little hug.
7. Who’s a good boy?
8. Give him your face!
9. Who’s hungry?
10. Give the doge a kiss.
11. They’re hungry, they must feed.
12. I will dry your hands for you.
13. Come closer, friend.
14. Just imagine popping it between your teeth.
15. Oh, hello.
16. Don’t go into the barn.