14 “Deep Thoughts” That Are Dumber Than a Bowl of Carrots

The only thing these people should be philosophizing is whether they should stop word-vomiting everything that comes to their head on Twitter.  But hey, what do we know, we’re just sheep who don’t even see that real eyes realize real lies. 1. Schrödinger’s cat killed itself. via gabriey 2. We have become The Internet. via risenrubix 3. Delete…

10 “Deep Thoughts” That Are Just Dumb as Hell

Teenagers have an unfounded sense of intelligence. They really think that what they’re saying is profound in some way. To all the woke teens out there: please go back to bugging your mom about picking up more hot pockets at the grocery store. 1. via PatentedOtter 2. via rossgoldie 3. via Babbert_Scientific 4. via sisterchristopher 5. via maurypovichofficial 6. via GuitarOfWar…

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