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The Bigger Your Lecture Hall

AttendanceChance that you’re a communications majorAttractive members of the opposite sexAttractive members of the opposite sex spoken toAbility to fart in class without being blamed for itChance this is the “professor that rides in on a motorcycle at some point during the year”Time spent nappingChance you’re enrolled in the Galactic College of Quarblezox